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I saw it! An EU flag mask

31 July, 2020

• I KNEW they had to be out there but I didn’t want to bear false witness: now I can honestly claim to have seen someone wearing an EU flag face mask.

Turns out there is no shortage of peddlers, and all charging prices as ludicrous as the subscription fee the UK was suckered into since 1973.

Sad to see Jean Monnet’s vision reduced to something as embarrassing as a tattoo to an erstwhile lover. A device to hide lockdown teeth.

Mildmay Grove North, N1


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